My escape story

This is my story about a time I wanted to escape. Once upon a cold winters day, my family and I went on a skiing trip. It was in Big Bear, California. I always loved skiing so I was pretty excited. We ate lunch at the lodge and I had three cups of mugs of hot chocolate. Everything was going great until the moment I got on the ski lift to the top of the mountain, I realized I needed to pee. I figured I would be able to hold it until I got to the bottom of the hill. I was wrong. About halfway up I was already doing the potty dance and contemplating the consequences of just peeing off the lift. When I finally got to the top I stood up off the lift and... I peed. It sucked dude. I had to ski all the way down with pee in my pants. And that's why we left the ski resort 4 hours early.

Sha Boy Sebastian "IT'S-THA-BEST" Noggle's Introduction

Heres some fun facts about my scoopiferous life for all my #1 fans and haters out there. By the way, you haters hold a special place in my <3 you keep me strong luv ya ;-*

1. I was named after that fish on Lil Mermaids
2. Lately people call me scoop life
3. I rob banks and get $$$
4. I have a usb drive with 300 gigabytes of the office every episode man
5. I live in a couple of mansions and I have yachts and other cool things
6. I never lie listen to everything I say its always truth
7. I hate eggs they stunk to high heavens
8. Im about 7 foot and 3 inches tall on a good day
9. I like that show The Office it was so good
10. I cried when i saw the last episode.
11. Like seriously I probable cried for a good three or four days
12. My birthday was january fifth but why didnt you post on my wall you suck dude
13. Some people ask me all the time if I'm Somalian.
14. I say yeah to them because i am
15.  I like coloring with crayola colored pencils they are seriously so good.